1.What the hokey pokey!?-- What the h**l?!
2. Son of a woosh!-- Son of a b***h!
3. Holy cannoli!-- Holy s**t!
4. Mother crumbs!-- Mother f****r!
5. Saurkraut!-- S**t!
6. Voldemort!-- As* H**e!
WARNING! Side effects to saying these alternative words instead of bad words may result in the following: Creative thinking, confidence, witty-ness, and just down right coolness. Use sparingly to avoid uber coolness!
