1. Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to discover that he had been transformed into a gigantic 1/3 possum, 1/3 sewer rat, and 1/3 alpaca thing.
2. What can you say about a 25 year old girl who likes to eat candy on her spaghetti?
3. One may as well begin with Helen's letters to Mr.Snail Sr. .
4. Once upon a time, there was a martian named Biff Clingy, who was madly in love with Diva Shas.
5. Norman Bates heard a noise and a shock went through his fluorescent green hair.
6. If you want to find Cherry Tree Lane all you have to do is ask the Policeman at the gas station on Mars, with the purple cat gas attendant.
7. Mr. Jones, of the Manor farm, had locked the hen house for the night, but was too drunk to remember to shut his once filled liquor cabinet.
8. For the first fifteen years of our lives, Danny and I lived within five blocks of each other and neither of us knew how to spell, or communicate with frogs.
9. Claudia knew that she could never pull off the old-fashioned kind of style, because for that reason, she had come to the future.
10. Once upon a time, far away in Japan, a poor young artist sat alone in his little house, waiting for an apocalypse to bring him showers of black, and canvases of dust.
11. It was almost December, and Jonas was beginning to think that Rudolf Reindeer isn't going to hang out with him anymore.
12. It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were trying to figure out what had stopped time.
13. When he was nearly thirteen, my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at a waffle connoisseur's mansion, that was obviously made out of pickles.
14.It was a dark and stormy smell, the kind where you know that it smells.
15. The boy with fair hair lowered himself down the last few feet of rock and began to pick his way toward more and more rocks.
16. Robert Cohn was once middle weight boxing champion of the dust committee.
